Featuring
1. Zombie Bells
2. 12 Days of Christmas
3. Silent Night
4. Dreidel
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ZOMBIE BELLS:
Director: alright guys can we please try this again?!
-loads shotgun- i kill him! he give me order!
no Tak! he's the director!
we have to wait for Nikolai he sings like an ANGEL!!
where the hell is that fat bastard!?
i dont like russian!
ohh Nikolai, where were you?!
i was taking big russian bear shit!
ooohhh wunderba!
can we please do this!
Director: alright this is zombie bells take 96!
-music begins-
this will best one!
T_T yeah thats what you said before.
i dont like russian!
dempsey, i hate you this was your stupid idea so, kick us off
i'll kick you off.
who wants drink?!
russian has no honor!
SHUT UP ASS MAGOTS ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS! -begins to sing- dashing through the blood, of zombies that we slayed.
through the gobs of goo! laughing all the way.
moaning pieces swing! shreaking from the light!
what fun it is to laugh and sing as-
as we kill undead tonight! oh zombie bells what a smell bone and tendons fray! oh what fun it is to blow a freakbags ass away! BANG! Zombie bells straight from hell oozing with decay, ring that bell with shotgun shells and monkey bombs and blades!
a day or 2 ago! we took a night sliegh ride
little did we know! zombie was inside!
the meatsack tried to bite! or tore a hunk of skin!
so we ripped his off threw him out and then ran over him! DA! zombie bells what a smell bone and tendons fray! oh what fun it is to blow a freakbags ass away! BANG! Zombie bells straight from hell oozing with decay, ring that bell with shotgun shells and monkey bombs and blades! DA!
-start mocking the zombies-
OH zombie bells what a smell bone and tendons fray! oh what fun it is to blow a freakbags ass away! BANG! Zombie bells straight from hell oozing with decay, ring that bell with shotgun shells and monkey bombs and blades!
-burp-
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SILENT NIGHT
thank you takeo! the band is dead so we do this on our own
i smell a train reck!
silent night! ehhhh not quite!
undead robe! undead bite!
round fat stickies will blow off their smiles
flesh and shaperners will rain down from miles
stop their unholy feasssttttt!!!! kill the unholy beast!
zombie fight! what a sight!
-cant even understand what takeo says in this part!-
pack them with your balistic knife!!
stab them twice or they come back to life!
back to bashing their headddds! before you put them to bedd!
violent night! deadly night!
-cant understand again DX-
limbs are flying all over the place!
delicous intenstintes all over my face!
see them moan ans screaammmmm!!! and headshot will give them sweetdreams!
how is this a holiday song?!
i thought it was kinda pretty!
we are not good!
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DREIDEL
ahhhh what a catchy tone!
yeah you gonna like this one doc!
zombie, zombie, zombie, with rotten hanging skin! our game is short and simple i shoot you and I win!
i shot a little zombie! i blew his head away! and though it couldnt see me it still wanted to play!
you lost a couple fingers. your eyes pulled out by crows. the maggots really love you, their coming out your nose HOLE!
zombie, zombie, zombie, with rotten hanging skin! our game is short and simple i shoot you and I win!
im liking to shoot zombie! im liking to have drink! zombie killing fun! but vodka breathered ehh!
my zombie is surpirfel! it follow me around! i give him drink of gatery! and burn him to the ground!
zombie, zombie, zombie, with rotten hanging skin! our game is short and simple i shoot you and I win!
i love the smell of zombie, the decay, flesh is hot! they so wet and sticky i severed every clot!
eww
too far??
yeah
i told you
your all decayed and pusy! and missing a few parts! but with a well placed headshot! you'll look like modern art!
zombie, zombie, zombie, with rotten hanging skin! our game is short and simple i shoot you and I win!
you try to eat my ankles! you try to eat my brains! i get my semi automatic! will scatter your remains DA!
the zombie is positstant! its hard for them to die, i cut them into pieces. but your hand will carve out my thighs
you moan and scream and claw me! and try to eat my head! i cant hold that against you! your stupid! ans your dead.
i like to cut down zombies with my M16! i cut the using gutbags! because they are unclean!
zombie, zombie, zombie, with rotten hanging skin! our game is short and simple i shoot you and I win!
 >.< -laughs-
bonzaiiiiii!!
vodka for everyone espically me!
what a particular christmas story!
its Hanukkah dumbass
what?! O_O
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